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I went on a short patrol just to familiarize myself with my new 'home' some.

LA is proving difficult. I'm used to towering skyscrapers, updrafts, labyrinthine alleys. Gotham is a vertical city and it's easy to swing from building to building. LA is like a big wasteland of stubby, ugly buildings. There's none of the gothic beauty of Gotham here, and so far I don't care for it. I spend more time avoiding being seen than I do watching for crime.

What I will probably do is invest in a motorcycle or something so I can patrol on ground level. In Gotham, we had the advantage of the sky where we could keep a watchful eye on things. Los Angeles is a horizontal city and it's actually a bit unsettling. I feel like a lot of my training is going to waste here.

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Date: 2009-07-06 05:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mr-nygma.livejournal.com
I would invite you over to my hot ass penthouse, but you're not the real deal. Feel free to relay that information to the big man.

As a side note, I am still completely legit. No crime! I promise!

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Date: 2009-07-06 05:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theboiwonder.livejournal.com
Don't be mean... I always liked you best.

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Date: 2009-07-06 05:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theboiwonder.livejournal.com
Yeah but I'm not so great at it, only a few categories really. You're probably looooads better than me!

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Date: 2009-07-06 05:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mr-nygma.livejournal.com
Of course I'm looooads better than you, I'm the muthafuckin' Riddler.

What categories, by the bye?

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Date: 2009-07-06 05:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theboiwonder.livejournal.com
Most anything to do with math or chemistry. What are your favorite categories?

When I was little I tried to get Batman to watch with me and he wouldn't, but Nightwing did sometimes. I kind of liked those older shows. The contestants were funnier!

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Date: 2009-07-06 05:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mr-nygma.livejournal.com
My favorite categories? All of them, DUH!

And you're still little.

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Date: 2009-07-06 06:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theboiwonder.livejournal.com
...am not!! Okay maybe next to a freak of nature like Joker, but not normal people. You do remember those, don't you, Mr. Nygma?

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Date: 2009-07-06 06:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mr-nygma.livejournal.com
I try not to surround myself with normal people. They're such bores to a genius like me.

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Date: 2009-07-06 06:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theboiwonder.livejournal.com
I noticed you all using a lot of new slang. Is it the LA influence? The people here are... real different.

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Date: 2009-07-06 06:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mr-nygma.livejournal.com
I don't see any slang in the above statement.

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Date: 2009-07-06 06:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theboiwonder.livejournal.com
No not in that one in particular. I just meant, since coming here, in general you're all... more... I dunno, hip?? I can't help wondering what Batman would think. It's interesting is all.

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Date: 2009-07-06 06:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ace-0f-knaves.livejournal.com
Oh, honey - I've always been hip.

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Date: 2009-07-06 06:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theboiwonder.livejournal.com
In a strange sort of old-timey zoot suit kind of way, I guess.

And don't call me honey.

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Date: 2009-07-06 08:40 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2009-07-06 07:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mr-nygma.livejournal.com
I don't know what you're talking about. Since when haven't I been hip?

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