Settling in

Jul. 5th, 2009 09:21 pm
theboiwonder: (Serene)
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Batman's information about where all the missing crims had gone was accurate. I won't be able to do a whole lot just yet, as I have no base of operations here nor even a decent lab set up. That doesn't mean I can't patrol and gather information though. Sadly that's all I can do for now.

The biggest question for me is still the same as when I left Gotham: are there no crime-fighters in L.A. except the L.A.P.D.? With a city as rampant in crime as this place is you'd think a masked crusader would have stepped up by now. It's little wonder they've come here, it's like a paradise for them with no Batman or anyone else around.

I'll just do my best. What else can I do?

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Date: 2009-07-06 06:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ace-0f-knaves.livejournal.com
Oh, come now little bird boy. Los Angeles isn't that bad. It's sunny, you're an hour from the beach, and two hours from the desert or the mountains. There's amazing Mexican food, less pollution... slightly... pretty women.

You goody goodies never know how to relax and enjoy your environment. It all patrol, patrol, patrol, stop people from having fun, lather, rinse, repeat.

You need to lighten up, kiddo.

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Date: 2009-07-06 07:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theboiwonder.livejournal.com
And while you're "having fun" usually innocent people are dying! I may stop criminals from having fun, but you stop people from living their normal lives!

And Mexican food is too spicy, it gives me stomach aches.

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Date: 2009-07-06 07:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ace-0f-knaves.livejournal.com
God, you are SUCH a tool.

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Date: 2009-07-06 07:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theboiwonder.livejournal.com
Maybe, but we'll see who's laughing when you're stuck on the john with a can of air freshener for an hour.

We're still talking about Mexican food right?

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Date: 2009-07-06 07:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ace-0f-knaves.livejournal.com
Mexican food doesn't give me the squirts.

Now, Indian food - that's something else entirely.

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Date: 2009-07-06 07:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theboiwonder.livejournal.com
...I'm having a conversation about BMs with the Joker? Batman's going to kill me.

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Date: 2009-07-06 05:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ace-0f-knaves.livejournal.com
HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

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Date: 2009-07-06 04:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] petit-arlequin.livejournal.com
Your worst!! It's not like ol' B-man's gonna be up yer crack about it.



Or is he?

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Date: 2009-07-06 05:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theboiwonder.livejournal.com
Being as I have to report to him regularly...... YES.

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Date: 2009-07-06 05:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] take-a-spin.livejournal.com
The L.A.P.D.? Crime-fighters? Oh, darling, please don't make me laugh!

I know at least half of them by name.

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Date: 2009-07-06 05:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theboiwonder.livejournal.com
That's what I'm quickly figuring out! What is wrong with this town? Dang! And I thought the GPD was bad.

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Date: 2009-07-06 05:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] take-a-spin.livejournal.com
Nothing's wrong with this town. The boys in blue simply know where to go--and what to do--to have fun during their off-hours.

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Date: 2009-07-06 05:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mr-nygma.livejournal.com
West Hollywood is where Joker lives.

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Date: 2009-07-06 05:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mr-nygma.livejournal.com
Yes. You ought to flap by and visit him.

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Date: 2009-07-06 05:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theboiwonder.livejournal.com
I probably will! West Hollywood, you say? He shouldn't be too hard to find. Look for whacko colors, circus motifs, lots of skanky people around...

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Date: 2009-07-06 05:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mr-nygma.livejournal.com
Heh. He'll probably stick out like a sore thumb. Heh.

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Date: 2009-07-06 05:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] take-a-spin.livejournal.com
Heehee, you're terrible, Eddie.

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Date: 2009-07-06 05:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theboiwonder.livejournal.com
Okay I feel like I'm missing something here! Are you sending me on a wild goose chase?

Forget it, I'm not going now!

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Date: 2009-07-06 06:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mr-nygma.livejournal.com
You know you will though because if you didn't you'd be shirking your duties and I think we both know how pissed off Fatman would be if you shirked your duties, amirite?

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Date: 2009-07-06 06:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theboiwonder.livejournal.com
You and your dang giant brain!

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Date: 2009-07-07 01:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ace-0f-knaves.livejournal.com
Yeah, really. I'm usually at The Eagle on Santa Monica. Come and get me, Tweety.

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Date: 2009-07-07 02:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theboiwonder.livejournal.com
Just don't underestimate me, overgrown circus freak!

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